Deadman Voting
Presidential Election 08
DeadMen Do Count!
Dedicated to making sure "The Dead" votes are counted
In the tradition of the Cities of New York, Chicago and now in OHIO and FLORIDA, we want to register all living and dead.
Illegal aliens, cartoon and fairytale characters are welcome to get the Democratic edge.
Once we tally the names and final resting places of the deceased, we will push on for voter registration of the Dead.
Hopefully just in time for the Presidential race coming in Nov. 2008.
Every vote does count in this election, so do your part and help us register the Dead.
We currently are looking for people to canvas cemeteries and graveyards.
Reading obituaries daily and being a mortician a plus
If you would like to be a CCC (Cadaver Census Counter), or if you have the
personality of a cadaver....
Tips to see if you are dead and may be counted
Do you find your body temp.is at room temperature?
Is the color gone from your cheeks
Do you still have cheeks?
Do you like The Grateful Dead?
If you have answered yes to any of these, then you are dead!
Or at least a Dead Head and have a right to Vote...
Now get yourself registered!
Register the Dead to vote
Encourage them to vote regularly and often!
Make sure you check out
Have you hugged a dead person today?
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Updated on ... 11-20, 2006